Now, to give you the best impression of what a Doudouhead looks like will be to make you imagine something.
Imagine this: An enormously fat person, with loose blue fabric skin, with a blue blanket with words permenently draped over their head. They are 10 feet tall, speak a foreign language and are obsessed with TV, Fat, and getting fatter. Doudouheads are not all that intelligent.
Gooddoudouheads are 9-11' tall approximately. They weigh 2000-7500 lbs.
They speak Doudouheadishe [Dou-dou-head-ish] which formerly changed every day. They went to Language Church and the Emperor Gooddoudouhead said the new language for the day. Since 2010, there is a standardized language. Even before that though, Doudouheads were beginning to create their own permanent language. Every three hundred years the good Emperor Doudouhead changes
The current good Emperor Doudouhead is Xariasanpariasp. The Doudou on a Doudouhead is not the same as a plain Doudou, alas they look the same and a Doudou on a Doudouhead cannot talk to each other. A Doudouhead Doudou is not alive.
Most Gooddoudouheads are only 10 feet tall but it is rumored there are 70' Gooddoudouheads.
All Doudouheads are CRAZY about fat."Favowite food... 4x4 fat bwok" says Doudouhead.
(Doudouheads choose to die and can come back alive.)
Baddoudouheads are 9-11' tall approximately. They weigh 1500-6400 lbs.
They speak a different version of Doudouheadishe [Dou-dou-head-ish] which changed every day. They went to a different Language Church where the bad Emperor Doudouhead said the new language for the day. Every two hundered and fifty nine (259) years the Emperor Baddoudouhead changes. A couple of years after the Gooddoudouheads began to standardize Doudouheadishe, the Baddoudoudouheads decided that it would be simpler for everyone if they did the same.
The current bad Emperor Doudouhead is Xyschbasatudifafwariyzanteentaaiopapartyakaakle [xych-bas-at-udi-faf-wariy-zanteent-aa-io-pa-part-ya-kaakle].
Most Baddoudouheads are only 11 feet tall. But it is rumored there are Baddoudouheads that are 70' tall!
Doudouheads live in two separate countries, Gooddoudouheadland and Baddoudouheadland. Their names do not describe them well though, as not all Gooddoudouheads are good, and not all Baddoudouheads are bad. The governments of their countries are more accurately described in their names. Good and Baddoudouheadland were split in the SWI (The first Sekko War), originally Baddoudouheads were the Doudouheads against Sekko and the Gooddoudouheads were for Sekko. To learn more about Harian politics, click >here< (coming soon!).